Buoyant Obesity affects one in every 20,000 Americans.
Caused by a diet of light foods in high quantity, Buoyant Obesity occurs when fat cells bloat with the gasses from foods such as waffles, celery and crackers. Normally these gasses are expelled as flatulence but sufferers of Buoyant Obesity are unable to pass the lighter-than-air gasses through their digestive systems, instead ingesting the gasses and becoming lighter than air themselves.
Jacob Harkonen, above, is wearing weights around his ankles to stay only a few inches above ground. Without them, like other sufferers, he would float away into the sky, where the air pressure would decrease with altitude and finally he would pop.
Buoyant Obesity is best treated with a change in diet to heavier foods, such as steak and fudge.
NEW YORK — A New York attorney on Thursday said the life of a murdered transgender woman wasn’t worth the same punishment as if his client had killed someone “in the higher end of the community.”
This is where bigotry leads. “A sentence of 25 years to life is an incredibly long period of time judge, shouldn’t that be reserved for people who are guilty of killing certain classes of individuals?”
Elizabethan Blackadder was the best season and it’s 90% because of the Queen herself.
"Yeah … I’m gonna have to say that this is the point where my drinking has officially crossed over from a ‘problem-haha’ to a problem-reallynotkidding."
According to my inbox, Hungover Owls turned 3 today! Which considering it’s also my friend Julie’s birthday, means that the story I told in the book wasn’t a lie. Phew.
So, happy birthday Julie, and thanks to all youse for the last three years. If you’re ever in Boston, hit me up at DigBoston.com.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY EXCALIBUR’S GREAT, IT’S BECAUSE THEY SHOWED US A WORLD WHERE THE PUNISHER IS A DINOSAUR NAMED PUNISAUR
You see what happens when you wear a fedora?
Let this be a warning to bronies everywhere.
Energize you, Batman? My pleasure!